Christy Lee Parker
One thing is for certain, this presidential race is like no other.
Just when we thought we’ve seen it all, a candidate starts barking. No,
we’re not kidding. Trying to insult Republicans, Hillary Clinton
literally began barking during a speech, and the bad jokes are rolling
in because of it.
Someone let the dogs out at Hillary Clinton’s stump speech
in Reno, Nevada on Monday. During a colorful story, Hillary’s lecture
quickly went to the dogs, as the former secretary of state began
barking. Yes, she was literally barking. It’s something you have to see
to believe, so here you go:
Apparently, Hillary is concerned with Republicans telling lies.
(Hello pot, I’m kettle.) So, she brought up an old radio ad where a dog
barks after a politician tells a lie, saying the barking dog would be a
great way to fact-check Republicans and jokingly demonstrated how it
would work — complete with her version of barking like a yappy dog.
In the middle of her usual rhetoric about Republicans
allegedly saying things that aren’t true, she began her not-so-clever
story. “(Republicans) actually, with a straight face, say that the great
recession was caused by too much regulation on Wall Street. They
actually say that,” Hillary began.
“One of my favorite political ads of all time was a radio ad in rural
Arkansas where the announcer said, ‘Wouldn’t it be great if somebody
running for office said something, we could have an immediate reaction
to whether it was true or not. Well, we have trained this dog. Well, the
dog, if it is not true, he is going to bark,'” Hillary recalled. “And
the dog was barking on the radio and so people were barking at each
other for days after that.”
Then things got bizarre. “I want to figure out how we can do
that with Republicans. We need to get that dog and follow them around
and every time they say these things like, ‘Oh, the Great Recession was
caused by too much regulation,’ arf, arf, arf, arf,” Hillary said,
letting out a barking noise, as CNN
reports. The audience began to laugh and some people started to mimic
her before she concluded, “I think we could cut right through a lot of
their claims.”
This, coming from the one candidate in the middle of an investigation
that will hopefully lead to her indictment. Maybe this clever little
pup would have come in handy during her Benghazi hearing, but “what
difference does it make” to a pathological liar to point out her own
hypocrisy. She’s the last person that should be commenting on anyone
else’s truthfulness or lack thereof.It comes as no surprise, the joke is now on her.Hillary Barks??? Is she REALLY calling for a lie detector of any sorts??? ok Hillary.. YOU FIRST! yeah.. I didn't think so…— Russell Hebert (@Hebert1218) February 16, 2016
— My Name Is James (@JamesGtfoVine) February 16, 2016
I really shouldn't do this, but…Enjoy😉#HillaryBarks #FeelTheBernhttps://t.co/Vo4gqAZUwu
— BernieCantBeBought (@QuinnDaGhost) February 16, 2016
— Joe Perticone (@JoePerticone) February 16, 2016
#hillarybarks Independent Journal Review https://t.co/qtqCanYsxy— Kate Hyde (@KateHyde55) February 16, 2016
Thank you Hillary for making my dayyyyyyyyy #Hillarybarks https://t.co/RuW6gn1Fc4— Chris (@topherkohl) February 16, 2016
Want to hear the most annoying sound in the world? #HillaryBarks #HillaryBarking… (Vine by @85thLegislature) https://t.co/xCFLpriu3l— Sarah Rumpf (@rumpfshaker) February 16, 2016
And we’ve saved the best for last:
VINE OF THE YEAR AWARD#hillarybarks https://t.co/uqKZnQCDyz— JP MORGAN (@jpm05880) February 16, 2016
One would think that being known as a “bitch” — which by
definition is a female dog — would keep said person from barking in
public, especially when you’re the only woman left in the running, but I
guess not. And with that comment, I’ll just sit back and wait for the
rabid feminists.
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