University Allows Whiners To Issue “I Feel Sad” Citations To Offensive People

Rick Wells
The spread of the existence and acceptance of reported “hurt feeling offenses” across college campuses is something that is a disturbing trend. Colleges are institutes of learning, and what they teach students with these programs is entitlement and to be thin skinned and thick-headed. When students are taught to scream for privileges based upon their contrived minority components, they later become adults with the same insistence. They are being taught to be demanding pains in the neck, social malcontents, and agitators, in other words, lifelong Democrats.
The hurt feelings police at the University of Portland in Portland, Oregon have a new tool and a lower bar for infractions which will enable them to issue “I Feel Sad” citations to students who dare to inflict reality upon the university’s whiny cocoon larvae. While they may not yet be butterflies, it is important to the school that they have every means available to act like they are. What kind of butterflies, you might wonder? Moths who see themselves as Monarchs.
The University has launched a new web page for whiners called “Speak Up.” Students are encouraged to report any of the things that they would just have to deal with in the real world. While it’s called “Speak Up,” what it really should say is “Shut up or get a citation.”
The website states, “We ask members of our community to SPEAK UP and report alleged incidents of discrimination and incidents of discomfort regarding observed or experienced interactions of intolerance.” Does intolerance include reporting somebody to the hurt feelings police for being intolerant? Intolerance of intolerance would seem to be implicit in every report. Is there a point of ridiculousness that invalidates claims of intolerance?
Rachel Barry-Arquit, the UP director of marketing and communication, stated, “The University of Portland takes seriously its responsibility to provide an inclusive environment for all members of our community.”
The campus newspaper, the Beacon, reports it was the recognition that “students of color feel isolated on campus” through the widespread presence of “microaggressions” on campus that promoted the need for the new program. There’s nothing like forcing people to be interviewed by cops over some ridiculous preference seeking to make them want to invite the liberal crybabies into their circle. How did we ever survive as a species before all of these egghead control freak liberals saved us from ourselves? Were microagressions really macroagressions before the liberal cavalry rode in side-saddle?
In order to keep the options open for as many reports of the most inane nature to be made, the creators of the site use the term “incidents of discomfort” which they say “were intentionally broad as each person within the community would likely describe a different situation or experience that would define that description.”
Is being white sufficient to warrant a discomfort ticket if some offended fairy is uncomfortable being around them? Will white people report being intimidated by Black Lives Matters types standing and chanting their hate speech? Will white folks even bother to report what is too stupid for anyone other than an agenda driven agitator to report? Will false corroborating stories like the poop swastika be used to in an effort to garner some accommodation? Sure they will, and then they’ll build on it. That’s the whole point.
Promoters of the site said, “[W]e strive to promote a safe environment where all people can live, work, and learn. We ask all of our students, faculty, and staff for a willingness to enter into conversations that celebrate the backgrounds of all people and foster an inclusive community.”
Celebrate the background of white people; really, they’re going to do that? Of course not, they only celebrate non-whites, unless they happen to be Muslim or an Hispanic White person. For the white people who built this nation, what’s there to celebrate?
Those who don’t celebrate deserve to have the feelings police called on them. They’re just mean, hateful, and intolerant. And they haven’t been given permission to talk.

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