Many people have seen the butt that was re-tweeted around
the world. Now feast your eyes on the altered images that will be
re-tweeted around the world. Kim Kardashian has proven that she really
does have the butt that won’t quit. It wasn’t enough for her to make an
Iphone game that earned her millions and cause Americans to spend money
on virtual money. She had to go and balance a glass off of her derriere!
It took one butt to break the internet. It might take a million more
photoshopped versions of that butt to fix it!
source: highsnobiety.com
Thanksgiving is a time to be thankful that we have our family,
friends, and other various loved ones in this land of the free and home
of the brave. Instead of a turkey, the family in this Norman Rockwell
painting seemed to have prepared a sumptuous rump roast of Kim’s flesh.
It’s like Hannibal meets Kim Kardashian. Norman Rockwell meets Paper
Magazine’s breadwinner. Speaking of bread, pass the stuffing, mashed
potatoes, and cranberry sauce!
source: buzzfeed.com
“Kim and James and The Giant Peach” is the movie sequel you never
knew you wanted! “James and the Giant Peach” was a movie based on a
children’s novel by Roald Dahl. The French spider woman from that movie
is going to be all up in Kim’s peach. The best part will be seeing
everyone re-enact the scene from the first movie where they realize they
can actually eat what’s inside the peach. They’ll make peach wine,
peach pie, peach burgers, and peach soup.
source: buzzfeed.com
Excessive gas can be the result of a poor diet and digestive
problems. Honey, ginger, and pineapple can relieve some of the symptoms
of farts. AskMen states that gas is formed in the large intestine after
indigestible food is sent down. Farts can be set on fire because they
contain flammable methane and oxygen! Steer clear of fireworks,
cigarettes, bonfires, burning trashcans, and other open flames, Kim!
Wouldn’t want the internet to break and burn too!
source: nymag.com
Boy toy named Drake used to live in Toronto. Nicki Minaj told Complex
that she and Drake had a special thing going on and she loves his sense
of humor. “That’s why I love him to death,” said Minaj. Drake has not
yet been recording his announced fourth album “Views From the 6.” Drake
is affiliated with Young Money Entertainment which was founded by Lil
Wayne. Wayne is set to perform at the 2014 American Music Awards with
Christina Milian.
source: buzzfeed.com
In the latest episode of “American Horror Story,” Bette and Dot
Tattler are rescued by the lobster boy from the homicidal Dandy and
Kim’s backside. Dandy read Dot’s diary and she whispered to Bette,
“There’s something wrong with Dandy and you know it.” Bette has to
choose between getting murdered by a rich dude who acts like he loves
her or the life of a carnie who has to deal with her party pooper
sister. Brilliantly portrayed by the fearless Sarah Paulson, these girls
are the ones to watch.
source:nymag.com
Some of the engineers of the robotic European Space Agency lander
named Philae went on Reddit to do an “Ask Me Anything” thread. Deputy
spacecraft operations manager Ignacio Tanco, flight dynamics specialist
Francesco Castellini, flight dynamics specialist Ramon Pardo, and Senior
Editor for Spacecraft Operations Daniel Scuka were just some of the
people involved. One person asked about gravity. “Philae weighs 220 lbs
on Earth but weighs on the comet only 1 gram,” said the engineers.
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source: people.com
Trying to keep up with the characters of “My Little Pony” is almost
as difficult as trying to keep up with the Kardashians. It seems the
artist of this didn’t want to use Rarity. Maybe that’s because she can’t
play tic-tac-toe very well in the episode with Pinkie Pie. It couldn’t
be Blossomforth either because her mint green hair clashed with the
dress. That narrows it down to only one possible solution. This
alcoholic equine creature is none other than the Alicorn pony and
co-ruler of Equestria, Princess Celestia! They should have used Derpy!
source: highsnobiety.com
Jay-Z and Beyonce are connoisseurs of fine art. This meme might just
be painting a picture of a different kind, though. Rumors from the past
might speculate that Queen Bey is not too fond of Kim or letting her
children near the Kardashian clan. It was reported that Kim may have
mocked Beyonce when Kim posted something that looked like a version of
Solange’s wedding photo. Solange originally posed next to Beyonce and
her mother dressed in white. Throwdown!
source: buzzfeed.com
People like her big butt and she can not lie. Sir Mix-a-Lot called
Nicki Minaj’s “Anaconda” is “crazy as hell.” He told Billboard “It’s
amazing how people think I should be mad about the song. I think it’s
cool, she took part of the song, she made a Nicki Minaj song. I have fun
listening to the track and for a guy who likes butts, how can I look at
the video and say I don’t like it?” In more serious news, Brian
Williams, an anchor for “NBC Nightly News” was recently edited to look
like he sang “Baby Got Back.”
source:nymag.com
It’s funny that something called “Paper” is getting so famous. Taylor
Swift walks into a library and sees a book that catches her eye. The
source of her next song will be paper and it will take her revolutionary
music to a whole other level. The imagery of “Paper” will be so
shocking that people will use their electronic devices to learn all
about this printed material called “Paper.” Print is not dead. Long live
“Paper.”
source:people.com
Take one of the most wholesome cartoon moms on the planet and make
them into a less family-friendly meme! Springfield is about to have
their internet broken. And then Reverend Lovejoy’s wife would be
throwing shade like, “She’s a mother.” Marge couldn’t let Homer and Kim
have all of the fun. She popped upon a bottle of Duff and rang in the
new year early. Duff Beer for me, Duff Beer for you! The black dress is a
good look for Marge. It’s Morticia Addams meets the Simpsons.
source: highsnobiety.com
Now all the girls who are going to prom are going to want one of
these tiered butt dresses. Why have just one pair of butts when you can
have dozens? It’s going to take more than a few spin classes to maintain
these perky bottoms. But it will be worth it to see the look on a prom
date’s face when he gets a load of these beauties. It’s like a growth
that billows outward and underneath. These tiered butts have no end and
no beginning. They just are.
source:nymag.com
The wish of a Kim fan who wanted to bring back “Seinfeld” has been
granted in meme form! “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” has some comedic
elements and that’s probably where the list of similarities ends
between the two shows. “Seinfeld” won a Golden Globe and an Emmy during
its run. Kim’s show recently announced two more spin-offs: “Kourtney
& Khloe Take the Hamptons” and “Dash Dolls.” The money must be
rolling in for them!
source: people.com
Poor unfortunate souls in pain and in need! As the villain of “The
Little Mermaid” once said, “Don’t underestimate the importance of body
language, ha!” Disney bad guys are the new underdogs and Ursula the
octopus/witch is becoming a fast favorite on Tumblr. There’s even been a
little bit of blabber going on about the casting of Ursula on “Once
Upon a Time.” Don’t mess with the fans of a nautically naughty
ne’er-do-well!
source: highsnobiety.com
Krispy Kreme might have a new mascot. Krispy Kreme has pretty good
inventory but they have to compete with Cronuts and Ramen burgers
nowadays. It’s time to really take things to the next level. They’re
opening stores all over the world and who better than Krispy Kim to
model the latest flavors on her Krispy Keister? New flavors include
Krusty Khloe, Kreamy Kourtney, Krunchy Kendall, Karamelly Kylie, and
Klumpy Kris!
source: buzzfeed.com
The anaconda don’t want none unless you got hot dog buns! Oh my gosh,
look at her buns. It almost looks likes somebody took a small bite out
of the top of that hot dog as well. Either that or it’s not fully
cooked! Does Kim have something to tell us about her love of a good
frankfurter without ketchup or mustard? There’s also a bit of lumpy
caterpillar bumps going on with her back. This is one of the creepiest
memes to come out of this.
source: nymag.com
D’oh! Somebody made good use of the crease between Kim’s cheeks by
putting them over Homer Simpson’s mouth. Or maybe Homer’s been eating
too many donuts and all the glaze just stuck to his mouth. Marge would
be like, “Oh, Homie. Now we have to pay Dr. Hibbert for an oral and anal
surgery!” Wait a second, mouth on butt? The doctor performing a crazy
surgery? This is like the movie “Centipede” with Homer Simpson at the
back of the conga line!
source: buzzfeed.com
I’m reminded of that horse movie “Black Beauty.” That horse was so
beloved and strong. It went on some adventures driving people around and
experiencing cruelty to animals. Black Beauty was played by an American
Quarter Horse breed named “Docs Keepin Time.” This horse version of Kim
might bear resemblance to the Henson Horse which roams the lands of
Northern France. This breed usually has long and straight shoulders with
strong jointed legs.
Source: allthingsceleb
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